11.13.08 THANKS, SCIENCE!

That is the fucking lamest Segway EVER!

So this is what GM and Ford have stooped to?

Only slightly less gay than Mr. Garrison’s dildo wheel.

Don’t bogart the bong, brah!

The future truly is wow.

Just another reason to hate Bush. If Al Gore won we’d all have one by now.

This is bullshit, I already invented this. Its called running, and my version is cheaper.

Can we strap the homeless too them?They’re always just walkin’ around.

The RETARDS, RUNNING tags didn’t need to be separated by a comma. (note to self: name soon-to-be-famous ska/thrash band Retards Running)

phew, thank god you can fit two people on it. Just wasn’t gay enough for my liking as a single.

At first, I was skeptical but the smooth jazz won me over. Who do I make the check out to?

Where is the ashtray on this lungbuster?

Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

First the McRib sandwich and now this.

American truly is a great country.

You can all have the Treadmill Vehicle because I’m saving my money for the Treadmill Bike. It even has spinning rims, bitches!

I only wish I was joking – check it out here – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hmVQc91yVE

SSGT Barnes, “It” was a great form of transportation.

If there’s one thing that’s stopping me from jogging it’s that it’s TOO easy to do everyday. Thanks wheel treadmill!

Anyone else foresee a problem when they go down a big hill?

That cheesy-synth-pop-jazz, will make me think of Tim and Eric from now on.