A former teacher for a Texas high school has been arrested and charged with sexual assault and “inappropriate educator/student relationship” for her conduct with at least one member of the school’s football team. Julianna Christine Sauls, 38, allegedly did the full-court press with an 18-year-old student at Azle Christian School.
According to the 18-year-old victim, Sauls had been pursuing him since September, including groping him in class and performing oral sex on him in the Azle High School parking lot…
The victim showed investigators a pink note from Sauls which included her address and phone number. He said Sauls gave it to him so he could contact her anytime he wanted to have sex.
How traumatic it must have been for the 18-year-old legal adult, to be so horribly sexually assaulted with blowjobs from a presumably experienced woman. It may take years and years of therapy, but I think with enough support and the right medication, he may one day rejoin society and live a normal life.
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This happens a lot at Christian schools; when I was in Catholic school, all we got was rosaries up the ass from “Father Felcher”. But hey, that’s why they invented absinthe, amiright?
Who does one “pursue” one with oral sex? Once she’s on her knees in the parking lot and the cock is in her mouth, I’d say the race is about won.
BTW, @WDYA: As I recall, this is not your first disturbing comment referencing Catholicism and felching. Please discontinue them posthaste.
Anyone care to join me in a slow clap for the teach?
Who = How. Sorry.
@Cock Flashy: This is, like, my therapy. So if you are offended by Catholic felching jokes (can’t imagine anyone would be), kindly tighten a crown of thorns around your scrotum and sing “Make Me a Channel of Your Peace” at high volume. You’ll feel better posthaste.
@WDYA: You misunderstood. I don’t find them offensive, I find them hysterical and cringe-inducing, and I laugh while I shudder. I even googled “felching” the first time you did it just to make sure I was following along properly.
I am disappointed, I had neither hot teacher sex or hot priest felching. I was clearly going to the wrong schools.
@Cock: You needed to look up “felching”??? I mean, yeah, me too.
I knew it involved liquids and sucking and so forth, but I admit I wasn’t clear on the details. I know, I know, I’m a shitty porn addict.
Cue the script from Varsity Blues, replace soundtrack with shitty Dawson’s Creek faggotry.
Full-court press? You’re mixing your metaphors. He’s a football player.
I wish we find a picture of her. I wonder if she was hot 38 or wore out trashy flashy 38, either way there is only one word to describe the poor young man involved in all this……LUCKY!!!
See this unsexy lady: [1.bp.blogspot.com]
Unless “oral sex” is a euphemism for “calculus homework,” I had a very different high school experience than dude here. Of course, my school wasn’t Christian.
“It may take years and years of therapy, but I think with enough support and the right medication, he may one day rejoin” the gay community “and live a normal life.”
/Fixed it.
Well at least Father Morehead wasn’t attempting to convince the lad that his penis was Gabriel’s Trumpet and needed blown each time an entry into heaven is granted.