11.21.08 TEACHER CHARGED IN FOOTBALL SEX SCANDAL

This happens a lot at Christian schools; when I was in Catholic school, all we got was rosaries up the ass from “Father Felcher”. But hey, that’s why they invented absinthe, amiright?

Who does one “pursue” one with oral sex? Once she’s on her knees in the parking lot and the cock is in her mouth, I’d say the race is about won.

BTW, @WDYA: As I recall, this is not your first disturbing comment referencing Catholicism and felching. Please discontinue them posthaste.

Anyone care to join me in a slow clap for the teach?

Who = How. Sorry.

@Cock Flashy: This is, like, my therapy. So if you are offended by Catholic felching jokes (can’t imagine anyone would be), kindly tighten a crown of thorns around your scrotum and sing “Make Me a Channel of Your Peace” at high volume. You’ll feel better posthaste.

@WDYA: You misunderstood. I don’t find them offensive, I find them hysterical and cringe-inducing, and I laugh while I shudder. I even googled “felching” the first time you did it just to make sure I was following along properly.

I am disappointed, I had neither hot teacher sex or hot priest felching. I was clearly going to the wrong schools.

@Cock: You needed to look up “felching”??? I mean, yeah, me too.

I knew it involved liquids and sucking and so forth, but I admit I wasn’t clear on the details. I know, I know, I’m a shitty porn addict.

Cue the script from Varsity Blues, replace soundtrack with shitty Dawson’s Creek faggotry.

Full-court press? You’re mixing your metaphors. He’s a football player.

I wish we find a picture of her. I wonder if she was hot 38 or wore out trashy flashy 38, either way there is only one word to describe the poor young man involved in all this……LUCKY!!!

See this unsexy lady: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iM3_yfj1Y3c/SR0nNHOtb1I/AAAAAAAACJg/eZWY7sIh73U/s1600-h/julianna-sauls-01.jpg

Unless “oral sex” is a euphemism for “calculus homework,” I had a very different high school experience than dude here. Of course, my school wasn’t Christian.

“It may take years and years of therapy, but I think with enough support and the right medication, he may one day rejoin” the gay community “and live a normal life.”

/Fixed it.

Well at least Father Morehead wasn’t attempting to convince the lad that his penis was Gabriel’s Trumpet and needed blown each time an entry into heaven is granted.