Prop 8′s failure would open up the door for man-and-cardboard-cutout unions

ESPN analyst/Hall of Fame quarterback/famous Mormon Steve Young and his family will go against their freakshow church and vote No on Proposition 8 today.  Prop 8, in case you’re not up to speed, would ban same-sex marriage in California.

Young and his wife Barbara have posted yard signs in front of their Palo Alto home urging voters to vote no on Proposition 8…

Barbara Young [Rowr! -Ed.] has also donated about $50,000 to defeat the measure, and says in a statement that the family does not believe in discrimination and “therefore our family will vote against Prop. 8.”

Good for them.  I’m so goddam sick of gay marriage being an issue.  Listen, Christers, the gays aren’t going to be married in your precious church, okay?  They’ll get married in some fake church with some queer-lovin’ Judas presiding.  They’re just looking for some equal rights and tax breaks and stuff that our Constitution sorta promised them.  Don’t worry, they’ll still burn in hell for all eternity for their sodomizing ways.  Isn’t that enough?