Once again, the term “streak” is being misused in the news media, as a group of Canadian high school cheerleaders are in semi-trouble for stripping down to their underwear and spraying the opposing football team with silly string. Apparently it’s a school tradition or something.
Twelve female high school students sporting only their underwear and duct tape around their breasts ran across a football field during their school team’s home game last week in Delta, B.C. The [school's] principal [said] he doesn’t want to see a repeat of the prank and has issued warnings to the Grade 12 students, most of them cheerleaders of the home team.
“We don’t take it lightly. This is a school. [In] schools, we hold higher ideals than we do in, say, the mall,” Ted Johnson told CBC News in an interview.
That’s obviously a lot of BS. If there were a mall where the high school girls only wore underwear and duct tape, I’m pretty sure I’d know about it. And live there.
After the jump, video of the non-streaking, as recorded by someone with Parkinson’s.
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I spraying a silly string-like substance all over my keyboard right now.
A high school football team in Canada named the Sun Devils? Really?
Also, where the fuck were those girls when I was in hign school?
Ooh wee, I’ve never seen so many high school girls in duct tape. Wait, yes I have.
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Roethlisberger! Look Away!
Ever call the author out on a typo in a post and then write a typo in a comment for the next post?
Yeah, embarrassing.
Catchy tune.
My high school traditions all involved broom handles and cheese graters. But hey whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger and full of rage!
Dammit… It’s in BC, the other side of the country.
2 thoughts, 1) I assume in Canada all these girls are legal and 2) despite McCain/Palin losing on Tuesday, I am applying for Canadian citizenship as we speak.
UU, I think they were fucking the football players.
@Taco, that would be even worse considering I played football in high school. Maybe they were fucking the QB and WR, and not the fat OL like me.
@blackcap – c’mon up. we passed the same law that Massechuchuchuchats passed like 5 years ago
this kind of stuff makes me wish i grew up in canada. apparently their football players don’t judge you if you run around in women’s underwear and spray stuff at them.
When I played high school football, the cheerleaders were neither hot, almost fully nude, or used maple syrup as lube. Well played, Canada.
Man, when we played South Delta, the cheerleaders did not streak. I graduated 9 years ago, so perhaps this is a newer tradition or something.
Imagine what would have happened if those girls did that against some team from a ghetto in the US. I think there’s a porno based on that.
Your call yourself men… What the hell are you doing just standing there letting cheerleaders, spray you with silly string all over you. Take your pads off and spray your “silly sting” all over them.
It’s not rape if they started it.