Here’s Steve Nash deadpanning around the Vitamin Water offices, and I’m equally entertained and annoyed by it. Hey corporate assholes, stop making advertising that I enjoy! It’s way more fun to bitch about the “Saved by Zero” song than it is to admit that something developed by marketers is actually well-conceived and smartly executed. I don’t like re-evaluating my biases — like, say, Asians are good at math, or bloggers will suck anyone’s cock for a couple more page views.
After the jump, another Vitamin Water spot in which Nash evokes Zoolander, so be sure to click through! C’mon, please? I’ll suck your cock if you do!
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I struggle with the fact that in addition to being a 2 time MVP and having had intercourse with Liz Hurley, Steve Nash is also wildly charismatic.
In related news, my “Anchorwoman Barbie” gave me a hand job in the back of a cab this weekend.
We didn’t think two X’s was enough… but four X’s seemed excessive
What, may I ask, is wrong with the “Saved by Zero” ad? Besides making no sense, and relying on a horrible jingle, and playing 6,756 times during any NFL game? If I could afford a car, or gas, right now, I’d definitely buy whichever type of car that commercial is selling.
Finally, Matt figures it out. We’ve keep coming back here in hopes that, one day, free bj’s will be running wild.
This is what happens when you hand out with Cash Warren, no one wants your autograph anymore
He’s channeling Ryan the temp.
That’s funny, but this is even funnier:
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