SOME PEOPLE CAN’T WAIT UNTIL 2010
11.26.08
Those clamoring for a Republican-led Congress notwithstanding, this LeBron James thing is getting way out of hand. HE HAS TWO MORE YEARS IN CLEVELAND! Are there so few compelling storylines in the NBA that we have to develop them on credit? Depends on how much you like the New York Knicks, who hosted James’ Cavs last night in the Garden. Seems like the Knicks already are positioning themselves already for their best chance to win the upcoming LeBron Sweepstakes. From that one site:
This, however, was the first time that James had entered the building with the locals having legitimate reason to believe their future savior was setting foot in his future home. The game came four nights after the Knicks made two major trades that set the course for the future direction of their franchise, clearing $27 million of salary-cap room for 2010-11 when they traded away Zach Randolph and Jamal Crawford.
“July 1, 2010 is probably going to be one of the biggest days in free-agent history in the NBA, a lot of teams are putting themselves in position to get one of those guys, they’re gearing up for that date,” James said before spewing the requisite background quasi-disclaimer on how having the opportunity to win the most championships will ultimately be one of the major deciding factors when he chooses to move on with his life or stick with Cleveland as the center of his universe.
So obviously nobody cared about the game last night, which Cleveland won handily, 119-101. The only real account worth rehashing came from this guy:
During the halftime doggy entertainment at Madison Square Garden this evening, history was made. One of the “K-9s in Flight”, Blitz, was running full speed after a frisbee when he stepped on one of the many used discs that littered the floor. His back paws slipping out from under him, Blitz went airborne and was quickly upside-down and parallel to the ground. Belly-up and probably rather dismayed, he somehow managed to contort his body and swing his head in such a way that, even in his inauspicious flight, he CAUGHT THE DAMN FRISBEE IN HIS MOUTH. It was perhaps the greatest feat of athleticism ever executed in the history of this planet
How much cap space do the Knicks need to sign that dog?

“Who?”
“You know sir, Frank Grimes, the self-made man…”
“Oh yes, that fellow. Just put him somewhere Smithers, and find me that dog!!”
I am a huge Cavs fan, and I live in Cleveland (although like Lebronn I am soon ditching it for greener pastures) and it is like a damned knife in my heart every time ESPN/FoxSports/Yahoo beats this story to death.
Can’t we save this tormet for at least 6 months before hes a free agent? Do we have to be reminded EVERY SINGLE DAY that in a year and a half Cleveland will lose a hometown player of which the caliber they will never see again and professional basketball in Cleveland will be dead forever?
On a side note, I keep blacking out and strangled hookers keep turning up in the dungeon beneath my house. It must be that hooker fairy I keep hearing about! My pillow is upstairs silly!
The answer to your question is a resounding YES.
Thank God Kornheiser doesn’t broadcast NBA games.
@Wayne Fontes – No worries. Enjoy Chris Bosh. Us Raptors fans will build around our euro pussies.
@Wayne/Merk: I can relate. It’s heartbreaking when my Lakers lose players like Kobe, Gasol, Bynum, et al., to the Sacramentos of the world. And we only had the 2nd best team last year! Being in Southern California sucks.
/fucking RAINED last night…I thought we voted that shit out
@WDYA – go wash your mouth out with dick.
@WDYA – but you don’t get to see hobos fighting to the death every night!
As a life long Cavs fan, I too just can’t get enough of this story. Cavs run their record to 11-3? Who cares, he was playing in the Garden! Where he’s gonna play for their championship ready team in 2010! Yipee!
Seriously, two more years of this?
/dick joke.
@Wayne – True, but we do have lots of homos here, so it’s almost the same. They don’t really fight to the death, unless it’s against Prop 8.