11.17.08 SOCCER PLAYERS SHARE HOOKERS, CAKE
Manchester United/Portuguese teammates “Nani” Cunha and Cristiano Ronaldo famously shared women at Ronaldo’s five-hooker orgy, which makes blowing out birthday candles together over a glass of white wine either more gay or less gay. I’m not sure.
Anyway, happy 24th birthday to Nani. I’m sure being friends with Ronaldo is always nice around birthdays and holidays. “Hey, Cristiano, what’d you get me? *please say hookers please say hookers* Hookers? Why, what a surprise!”
(thanks to Maj)
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SOCCER PLAYERS SHARE HOOKERS, CAKE
Sharing hookers? Well that certainly takes the cake!
If they are anything like me, they had their cake and ate hookers, too.
If you were friends with a guy who was unselfish enough to share his birthday presents every year, why *wouldn’t* you buy him as many hookers as you could afford every year as presents? It’s just common sense.
I bet those hookers were a lot better then the hookers the Brazilian Ronaldo got me. :(
INVISIBLE “LADY AND THE TRAMP” KISS
Gayest cake ever. What’s with the lace?
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