Andre Luis — that’s Andre Luis Garcia, not any of the eight other Brazilian soccer players that go by Andre Luis — is dangerously imbalanced and plays for Brazilian squad Botafogo. Earlier this year he was actually arrested on the field of play, so I suppose we should actually applaud his restraint for his reaction to this yellow card. I mean, he didn’t even technically assault the referee. Those anger management classes must be paying off.
Also, for those of you who are sexually adventurous, please be advised that “Botafogo” is illegal in 37 states.
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“That’s it! Yellow card for you!”
“WHAT? This card, she is not yellow! She is more goldenrod!”
“Ok, then red card for you!”
People like this sport, um, why? Oh, right. They’re poor.
Well at least his uniform was convenient.
Here in Florida botafogo has always been illegal, but with the passage of the anti-gay amendment, so is soccer.
His whole team dressed like slutty refs for the game?
Anyone else getting a weird, retro html-y version of the site right now?
In an ironic twist, someone from the Botafogo squad has hired Tanya Harding to bust that ref’s kneecaps.
Botafogo = Joey Buttafuoco
Yikes, imagine if it was a green card.