I watched plenty of football on Saturday and Sunday, but this right here was the highlight of my sports-viewing weekend. I caught the final couple minutes of regulation and then overtime of the Puerto Rico Tip Off semifinal between Xavier and Virginia Tech with a couple of die-hard Xavier fans, and it’s hard to ask much more out of the end of a game.
If you haven’t seen this by now, don’t worry, you’re not alone. The stands are almost completely empty; I think I played seventh grade rec league games with more fans in attendance. You know, it’s almost like the fan bases of southern Ohio and backwoods Virginia aren’t inclined to travel to Puerto Rico for their college hoops teams.
[Edit: I originally wrote West Virginia instead of Va. Tech. I commonly confuse the two schools, partly because I don't care, but mostly because I'm retarded.]


You sure you watched this game?
(WVA and VaTech aren’t the same school or state. But in all fairness they do all share the same mother and sister.)
Best shooting by a Virginia Tech student since…
Matt, I’m asking for a mulligan re: that last comment. Can you delete it before someone besides my penis accuses me of being insensitive?
Hugh B – My penis thinks your insensitive too, but he’s just a lil pecker head.
May you burn in hell Hugh for writing what we all were thinking.
May you burn in hell Hugh for writing a better punchline than I would have.