In a last-ditch effort to gain votes in the essential “ready for some football” demographic, both Barack Obama and John McCain will be interviewed by Chris Berman on Monday Night Football tonight, which inspired this delightful mash-up. Berman’s vote, obviously, goes to whichever candidate can legalize over-the-counter sales of deux deux deuxs. And you know, that’s not such a bad healthcare platform — “Free codeine for all!”
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Drinking game for tonight: Drink everytime someone makes a political joke. If you can make it through Kornholes opening monologue, call an ambulance for everybody else who’s already passed out
Berman would prefer it if they legalized over-the-counter doo-doo’s. You know, because he eats shit.
God, just legalize fucking pot already and your “healthcare problem” as we know it is solved. Now about MY Nobel Prize?
Ohh great more shit to bloat Berman’s already swollen & sweaty ego. Just die already.