To recap Monday Night Football: Barack Obama wants a college football playoff system, John McCain hates steroids, and the Redskins and Steelers bored the shit out of me. Ben Roethlisberger played like ass before re-re-injuring his shoulder, then Byron Leftwich came on to lead the Steelers to a 23-6 victory.
In way more interesting news, eight cars in the FedEx Field parking lot were torched last night, saving at least eight people from the hell of trying to drive out of te FedEx Field parking lot. D.C. Sports Bog has several photos, while the news article is here.
One car began burning , and the blaze then spread to seven others said Maj. Dennis Wood of the county fire and emergency services department. It was not clear what caused the first car to burn, Wood said.
I’m not a scientist or anything, but my hypothesis is that if you cram enough asshole fans into one stadium, shit just starts catching on fire. I consider it payback from God. He’s tough but fair.
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Hehe. Major Wood.
I thought that was a quote from UM before i figured out short forms for ranks.
Has Ape been arrested yet?
Just practicing for tonight.
Dear God,
Please answer my prayers, and make it such that one of these cars belonged to Dan Snyder.
cc: Satan
Dear Satan,
Figured I should go through you for this one – if God is cool with Prayer A, would you handle my second prayer, which is that Dan Snyder was inside the car at the time?
Dear Jew God,
Please answer my prayers, and make it such that one of these cars belonged to Tony Kornheiser.
cc: Jew Satan
Wow another boring Monday Night Football game, this is unheard of.
They were practicing their car torching skills in case Obama loses tomorrow (or wins).