11.21.08 POWER RANKINGS: THE WEEK THAT WAS

I hate bullshit power rankings, so I make up my own.

1. Mary Delgado.  Kinda makes you wish all former cheerleaders were 41 years old and in jail.  Sadly, she’s already been released, so if you want yourself a lady inmate, you’ll have to go to Women Doing Time.

2. The SEC.  For once, I don’t mean the Southeastern Conference.  I gotta give it to the ol’ Securities and Exchange Commission for sticking it to Mark Cuban.  Nothing personal to Cuban.  I just hate rich people as a principle.

3. LIFE Magazine.  For their mind-bending photos, from Joe Namath to Charles Barkley to unspeakably confounding collections of semi-stars.

4. Tony Romo.  The guy is simply too nice to little people (and I don’t mean midgets, but he’s probably nice to them too).  Which makes me that much more certain that he’s compensating for the guilt of some horrific crime.  Besides playing for the Cowboys, I mean.

5. The Apple Cup.  Personally, I enjoy watching some incompetent flailing.  How else could I put up with reading so many sports blogs?

6. Nuggets Dancer Bridget.  She gave us the most intoxicatingly hypnotic 40 seconds we got all week.  Those things can heal the sick.  She clearly has a higher calling.

7. The Baseball Bat Pepper Grinder.  Hey ladies!  Do you hate the man in your life?  Not interested in getting him a gift that he can even pretend to like?  Here ya go.

8. Jimmie Johnson.  What’s that?  Third straight Sprint Cup win?  Historic victory?  Okay, you’re number 7 this week.

9. Japan.  From the country that brought you panties in vending machines: nunchucks in the batting cage.

10. Sexy Friday.  Every time I write a Sexy Friday post for KSK, it slows down production over here.  But I think we can agree that it’s worth it.

Your random YouTube of the week is a woman choking out another woman with a scissor hold.  It’s asphyxiatingly erotic!