11.14.08 POWER RANKINGS: BEST ASS IN THE WORLD
I hate bullshit power rankings, so I make up my own.
1. Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak. She’s this year’s winner of the “Most Beautiful Bottom in the World” competition. I’m not inclined to disagree. Slideshow of asses here.
2. The treadmobile. I honestly don’t think I’ll see anything so awesomely stupid for a long, long time.
3. Florida State. The massive brawl takes the spotlight away from Myron Rolle’s candidacy to be a Rhodes Scholar. Good luck tomorrow, Myron.
4. Cemetery love. Soccer star Jermaine Pennant met his girlfriend on MySpace, then proposed at her brother’s grave. He’s one a them old-fashioned romantical types.
5. Arby’s. Official part-time employer of NFL fringe players. Oh my God, now I want a Beef n’ Cheddar. Note: no beef or cheddar actually goes into a Beef n’ Cheddar.
6. Gina Carano. Good to see her frolicking about with lesbians. For the record, she has since appeared on a radio show where she denied being gay. So there’s still a chance of her choking you out during sex. But probably not.
7-10. Marisa Miller, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Karolina Kurkova. In case you missed it, go here.
Random video: this is at least a year and a half old, but as a (not very good) snowboarder, I have to give it up for Terje Haakonsen.
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![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/10/mermaid-135x135.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/10/isla-fisher1-115x115.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/10/kate-beckinsale-115x115.jpg)
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POWER RANKINGS: BEST ASS IN THE WORLD
Wow. Any idea what I’d do to that ass???
No, really…can someone give me an idea? I’m thinking “draw a flower on it”, but maybe there are better things to do.
She looks like she deserved that title.
@wdya - i think it’d be great terrain for my hot wheels to be honest.
That’s where her poop comes out.
Belen Lavallen disagrees and so will you
NRSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kIpFF3L5IA
XTREME!
Seriously, that video is sick.
That butt is nice too.
nom nom nom
WithLeather, come for the snark, stay for the ass.
I will be your loyal customer for years to come.
I’d have to get to know her a little better. She might turn out to be slutty or dirty. You can’t be too careful.
I take it everyone is pumped up to see the greatest QB in the NFL return from injury just in time to kick some Redskins ass this Sunday?
Hypothetical for you: Would it really be considered suicide if you stuck your face in that ass and suffocated?
Fans of Brady Quinn take exception to someone else being named “best bottom.”
@Homo: If by “pumped” you mean “pumped full of semen” then Brady Quinn has spent the whole week getting pumped to see Tony play this weekend.
She seems pleasant.
Myron Rolle’s Rhodes interview is on the 22nd of November. You jinxed the team, jerkass! Or maybe when the kicker is also the leading rusher, that in it of itself could be a jinx.
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