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I’m not going to pretend to know where or when this occurred, but this seems like a good time to rescind my complaint about the semi-clothed American way of streaking. I bitched when this chick streaked less than fully nude, but even a bra and thong is a million times better than doing it fully clothed with a head scarf.
I try to respectful of the differences between American and Arab culture, but let’s face it: when it comes to sexiness, Arab culture sucks. “I glimpsed her ankles! This is an outrage! Stone her!”
SITE NEWS: There will be new content on Thursday and Friday, but both days will have abbreviated posting schedules. Need a post where I take a break from sports to talk about being thankful for stuff? Shove your head up your ass, that’s something I’d be thankful for.
Bears linebacker and noted extramarital poonhound Brian Urlacher, who once allegedly texted baby mam Tyna Robertson with the accusation that she was raising their son as “a little pussy,” is now being accused by Robertson of raising a little pussy.
Robertson, a former stripper who was wooed into a one-night stand after a romantic date at Chili’s, wants to restrict Urlacher’s visits with three-year-old Kennedy because the All-Pro puts the boy in pink Cinderella diapers and paints his toenail blue.
“(Kennedy) pulls down his pants and says, ‘Mommy, look how pretty they are,’” she said of the diapers. Robertson also recalled Kennedy informing her, “Big boys paint their nails,” and said he refused to take a bath for two days to keep the blue polish on his nails from coming off…
“[Urlacher] says he can do whatever he wants,” Robertson said. “(Urlacher said), ‘It doesn’t make him feminine. It doesn’t make him gay.’”
There are all sorts of jokes to be made here, but keep in mind that this is all coming from a stripper who once tried to accuse Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley of rape. Urlacher may be dumber than a box of shit, but Tyna is 57 different kinds of crazy. Who cares if little Kennedy’s gay or confused about gender? He beat some long odds just to have a functioning frontal lobe.
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I originally posted this video over two years ago, but right now a lot of sports blogs do this thing where they take videos that have been around for ages and present them like they’re brand new (see here and here), so I figured it’s worth revisiting the story of Aaron Fotheringham, especially considering the Sun U.K. is just getting around to realizing he exists.
Fotheringham, 16, was born with spinal bifida, which has kept him in a wheelchair almost his entire life. But that hasn’t stopped him from inventing “hardcore sitting,” the only exxxtreme sport designed specifically for the disabled. The first person to ever do a back flip in a wheel chair (intentionally, anyway), he can now do six in a row.
Pretty badass. “Oh no, Aaron! Stairs without a wheelchair ramp!” “That’s okay, I’ll just do a rail slide down.”
Big ups to George, whom I casually met at the mile 33 rest stop on I-75 earlier this morning, for this announcement from Nicki Meyer, daughter of Florida football coach Urban Meyer and previously seen here. Nicki is breaking ranks from her dad, choosing to pass over an offer from his alma mater to play volleyball at Georgia Tech next fall. What she’ll be playing with in the winter is anyone’s guess.
“It’s funny because I already have that rivalry,” Nicki said. “I already hate Georgia, so it all works out.”
Nicki says that her dad does what he can to help with her volleyball, from trying to attend her games to helping her practice.
“He just hits it at me all day long − we did that all the time this summer when we were on vacation and stuff,” Nicki said. “He doesn’t know what he is doing, so I just tell him to hit it at me.”
The piece says Nicki is 5-foot-6, but Wikipedia says Nicki is only 17, which means most of you will totally lose interest in her in a matter of months. The bright side is that she may have finally settled on a hair color by then. Damn, girl, don’t you remember what Yoda said? Blonde or blonde not. There is no try. That was Yoda, right?
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Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez has special plans for tomorrow’s turkey day — he plans to act like one. So sayeth the always-reliable and never-inflammatory comments from the ex-wife, who couldn’t jump in front of a tape recorder fast enough to trash a guy that none of us really like anyway.
“My soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna.” Cynthia went on to describe the singer in “not so nice terms.” A-Rod will host dinner at his Manhattan apartment for Madonna, her children, and her manager.
“Alex likes a woman with a strong hand,” said one insider of Rodriguez’s decision to return to New York to be at Madonna’s beck and call. “He likes to be told what to do. He’s a bit of a cipher.”
“Cipher” must be New Yorker slang for “tranny-loving third baseman.” My guess is that Alex burns the turkey, and then has to count on Jeter putting together a casserole at the last minute. I feel bad for A-Rod’s kids, though. One of them will get promoted from the kids’ table, and we all know that’s where the action is. And by “action,” I mean “not having sex with Madonna.” Grown-ups suck.
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