Expertly wielding nunchucks: not just for cracking heads any more. One can also use nunchaku for opening champagne bottles and hitting line drives at the batting cage. That’s gotta be a little unsettling for the guy in the next cage over. There you are, trying to relax by hitting some fastballs after work, and out the corner of your eye is a maniac attacking balls with a set of nunchaku.
But it’s Japan — I guess they’re used to seeing weird stuff all the time. Why, if I’m to believe the movies I’ve seen, a young girl can’t walk through a forest without the trees coming to life and branch-raping her.
[Japan Probe via Home Run Derby]
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Japan is what America will be like in 20 years
All this talk about branch-rape gave me a woody.
I’m patenting an idea for nunchuck salt and pepper shakers. Then I’ll be swimming in money in like Scrooge McDuck.
Allan, I hope you’re right. Although the most dangerous part of branch-rape is the probability of getting a splinter in your pee-hole.
@Weed: Your branch-rape skillset LEAVES something to be desired. Your move, punboy.
I’m seriously rooting for Weed to come up with a snappy comeback pun ASAP.
That’s about the most normal video I have seen out of Japan in a long time. No one even got hurt or covered in bodily fluids.
@WDYA: if you have a problem with me trying to spruce up the comments section, all yew have to do is say so. But remember, time is short – we’re all getting alder.
@weed, wdya – your jokes are the ROOT of the problem as to why this serious crime isn’t taken seriously. Sorry to be a STICKler, but i’m seriously STUMPed by your ignorance.
/that took 15 minutes
//was still pretty horrible
You guys’ barking is quite sappy.
After reading that again, I’ll admit that was fuckin terrible.
I wish my wife would be ok with a tree way.
Ok, that’s it..someone’s gettin their ASH kicked. I’m gettin SYCAMORE stupid comments every time I LOG in here. I PINE for the days when people who REDWOOD carefully construct their comebacks. I just MAPLE my subscription to this site. I’m SEQUOIA guys.
Fucking brilliant, WDYA. +1
You guys were falling all over each other to get into this pun war. WL raked in 5 comments with just a shade over 9 great tree puns.
Bonzai!
The fact that this was the highlight of my day–nay, month–is indicative of the overall patheticness of my existence. On the other hand, I’ve never felt more poplar.
I’ve just twigged what’s going on here. sings* Forest a jolly good fellow…
Tom Emanski is not impressed
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