A week ago I was kind of amazed when Guitar Hero debuted a commercial that brought Kobe Bryant, A-Rod, Michael Phelps and Tony Hawk together in an homage to the famous Risky Business underwear-dancing scene. Last night on Monday Night Football, Guitar Hero unveiled a way, way, WAY better commercial in which all those boner-killing sports stars were replaced by Heidi Klum in lacy underwear. (UPDATE: There’s also a less sexy version).
I guess the point of having this second commercial is to point out that you can play this game by yourself or with friends. And I guess the point of the first commercial was to waste a shitload of money on appearance fees from big-name athletes. Seriously. Why even have that first commercial? Why not do the Heidi commercial first, then instead of having four athletes do the group commercial, have four lingerie models do it? And then it can end with them all making out.
Would I buy that game? Well, no. I don’t play video games. But I would respect it at an artistic level, and really, I think that’s just as valuable.
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While I will not buy or play Guitar hero, I will happily play a game that involves molesting Heidi Klum.
Your move, Nintendo.
People that play Guitar Hero are more likely to touch A-Rod than they are Heidi Klum. Because, you see, Guitar Hero is gay.
Did I imagine it or did they do two versions of the Klum commercial; one with her in a shirt & one in her undies?
The boy version would’ve been better if they too had been shirtless…well, except for Tony Hawk. No one wants that.
good commercial, but I will still refer to this game as Guitar Queero (thanks South park)
Also, you are correct Smello. There seems to be two commercials
In the third version of the commercial, Heidi makes sweet, sweet love to the guitar.
By “third version”, I of course mean “masturbatory day dream.”
Good thing this marginally pertains to sports, otherwise I might not be able to get a legit boner until college football is back this weekend.
Who the hell is Heidi Klum? How about some Marissa Miller?
Heidi: Is this the biggest guitar you have?
Shes probably used to black things with bumps all over it if she married to Seal.
A guitar neck, Seals package joke would also work here as well.
@Smello Redux: No you didn’t imagine it, I saw both versions of the Heidi Klum commercial too.
P.S. This is a million year-old song from a 25 year-old movie. But if it gets HK in her frilly underthings, I approve this message.
Oh, the socks.. No, can’t do. It really kills it for me.
This is the greatest thing ever. Broken English speaking Asian hookers bringing me hot wings and beer and offering to let me do unholy things to their mouths have nothing on this commercial.