NOT ANOTHER FAVRE QB
11.11.08
Welp, this was bound to happen. Brett Favre has a high school-age nephew, Dylan, who plays quarterback and just set the Mississippi state record for most touchdowns in a season, with 43. Fortunately, the media is much too savvy to compare a high school junior to the NFL’s longest tenured quarterback. Um, right? Some selections from Rivals.com:
- “You know,” the easy-going Favre said in his Southern drawl, “I haven’t really thought about it that much.”
- “He’s a pretty special athlete,” St. Stanislaus coach Forrest Williams said… “Somebody is going to get a heck of a quarterback.”
- “He’s athletic, and he’s a competitor,” Rivals.com Southeast Recruiting Analyst Barton Simmons said. “You can see a lot of his uncle in him in the way he improvises and the confidence he has in his arm.”
- Favre is no prima donna quarterback.
- “He’s very game-savvy. (Dylan and Brett) are similar-type players, in terms of toughness and personality.”
- “Be humble and work hard … my dad and uncle are always on me about that,” Favre said.
Guhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I pray to an angry God: please, don’t subject us to another two decades of Favre stories. Or if You do, at least make the kid keep his helmet on during press conferences. Yikes.
(thanks to 289 and Raskolnikov)

Nice eyebrows freak
“Why don’t you have a seat right over here, Mr. King.”
Is this the kid from whom Ryan Leaf asked for pain killers?
(My sentence structure is making my head hurt.)
Meh. I see this kid in jail for the next two decades. See if I’m wrong.
So will this kid start crying after what he thinks will be his last football game in high school only to come back next year as a 6th year senior?
Those are the eyebrows of a Communist. Let’s send him to Gitmo.
Holy schnikes, that scared the shit out of me. Please, a little warning next time.
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And Baby Gerald, we can’t help but wonder what mischief you’ll get into next…
I’m strangely not at all worried about a 5′ 10″, 180 lb. kid having the ability to make it to the NFL and “subject you to another two decades of Favre stories”…
You should not be talking like this about a kid.