After getting cut by the Dolphins in September, safety Courtney Bryan tried out with five different teams without managing to land a spot on anyone’s roster or practice squad. So he took a job at Arby’s until the Dolphins re-signed him to play special teams.
“Yes, Arby’s!” said Bryan… “It’s hard out there. We’re in a recession.
“It’s not like I was broke,” added Bryan, who spent all of last season with the Dolphins. “I was just bored. I couldn’t go to the movies every day. I like to work. I have to do something with my time.”
Hell. Yes. Make fun if you want, but that’s the kind of Protestant work ethic on which America is built. It’s true. The Pilgrims came here to worship freely, and they worked their asses off to bring affordable roast beef sandwiches to the Indians.

I wondered why my Arby-Q tasted like it was burned.
Whats up with Warren Moons brother in the background making the “me chinese” face?
Getting cut from Miami -> Cutting roast beef -> Cut blocking on kickoff returns -> Cutting up hookers
Seems like a pretty typical NFL career progression to me.
“I was just bored. I couldn’t go to the movies every day. I like to work. I have to do something with my time.”
Wrong.
If I had 25mil in the bank, right now I would be drunk and watching Soul Men at my local theater.
/takes order, backpedals to fryolator
Tonight! We dine Dine in Hell!….and tomorrow, I’m thinkin Arby’s!
@DrunkenEaglesFan
I think he’s trying to rip one.
Shocking there is not one KFC comment. Thank you for taking the high road.
Im a millionare and work at wal-mart, the joy I feel at keeping the poor unemployed cant be described.
Can’t believe he didn’t take a job at Church’s!
(Still, not one KFC comment)
Suddenly Onion articles (Perkins’ manager to miss Culpepper) are coming true.
I’m Brian Roast Beef…
and kudos (to 289?) for the Oven Mitt helmet-logo
Well he took a job at KFC, ate all the fried chicken, drank all the grape soda, took his breaks in a nearby watermelon patch for an afternoon snack and was promptly fired. Arby’s though he was a safe hire as only fat southern white folk eat their roast beef.
Good enough WDYA?
@devang *thought, asshole
Wait a minute, people from the South have always told me that black people hate to work! Which one is it?
/I would like 20 orders of curly fries
@devang: You forgot about his impregnating the fat white cashier chick at KFC, then not paying child support…but all in all, nice effort.