After getting cut by the Dolphins in September, safety Courtney Bryan tried out with five different teams without managing to land a spot on anyone’s roster or practice squad.  So he took a job at Arby’s until the Dolphins re-signed him to play special teams.

“Yes, Arby’s!” said Bryan… “It’s hard out there. We’re in a recession.

“It’s not like I was broke,” added Bryan, who spent all of last season with the Dolphins. “I was just bored. I couldn’t go to the movies every day. I like to work. I have to do something with my time.”

Hell.  Yes.  Make fun if you want, but that’s the kind of Protestant work ethic on which America is built.  It’s true.  The Pilgrims came here to worship freely, and they worked their asses off to bring affordable roast beef sandwiches to the Indians.