This is a semi-regular thing that the Houston Rockets organization does: they have their mascot Clutch the Bear stand still for a while, then have him scare passersby who think he’s an inflatable dummy. These videos — I’ve seen a few of them now — get old really fast.
And that’s what makes this one so much better. By the end of the video, Clutch is getting kicked in the balls by kids and punched by adults. It’s probably staged, but whatever, man. Mascots getting their asses kicked always cheers me up. It’s why I make my girlfriend wear a Phillie Phanatic costume.
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Note that Matt used the terms “inflatable dummy” and “my girlfriend” in the same post.
That still doesn’t explain why you make her dress up like Richard Simmons. And by the way…it’s a little creepy, Matt.
One and the same, really.
Good point.
“I make my girlfriend wear a Phillie Phanatic costume.”
Matt, so I’m guessing you’ll be attending the next national Furry convention?
I’m more into the Furry-S&M subgenre. We consider ourselves elite fetishists.
Note to self. While attending Rockets game carry large pin.
This video is older than the hair on your mom’s balls.
Somebody’s mom was raped and taught them aggressive defense tactics…