MMA FANS ARE GIGANTIC DOUCHEBAGS
11.21.08As much as I harbor a fondness for the raw bloddlust of mixed martial arts, I can’t deny that it also appeals to a large demographic of casual steroid users and small-dicked meatheads. As you can see in this video.
For those of you unfamiliar with your UFC champions, one of the big fights coming up is BJ Penn versus Georges St-Pierre (who’s such a badass that his name is plural) in UFC 94, which will be right around the Super Bowl. Penn’s the lightweight (155 lbs) champion, and he’s moving up to 170 to fight welterweight champ GSP. And the star of the video above is so F-CKIN STOKED for BJ Penn that he spends part of his day shadow-boxing in a cemetery before talking trash to Georges St-Pierre (who, may I remind you, he’s not fighting). Then he points to a headstone that says “St. Pierre.”
I have a message for all the women out there: if you’re sleeping with this man or someone like him, you’re making the world a worse place. Drive an SUV. Stop recycling. Drown a polar bear in a melted glacier. But for the love of God, don’t sleep with this guy. It only encourages him.
[Hung Lo Dojo via Fan IQ]
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it looks like he would love a b.j. from BJ Penn
This asshole ripped me off! You guys remember the video where I beat off in a cemetary, talked trash, then came on a headstone that read “BHUTTO”? That was a good day.
I think this is the type of guy Bradley Nowell was thinking of when he penned the lyrics “if it wasn’t for date rape, I’d never get laid.”
Of course, I would imagine that MMA skills would translate pretty well into date-rape skills, so it’s possible that this guy gets “laid” a lot.
Pictured: The target audience for MANswers.
My biggest problem with MMA is so many of the fighters are actually fat fucks. Like I’m supposed to be intimidated with this tub of goo standing in front of me?
so much reading in this post. all i wanted this friday was a kid shattering his sternum on a rail slide.
This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.
*scrolls back down to fighters kissing, scrolls up*
Yes, this is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.
This guy isn’t a doushebag! Hes obviously just straight awesome!
Signed,
Brucie from Grand Theft Auto
I used to celebrate Tyson fights by getting “laid” After those years my nickname became Rufi Suave
MMA is a joke. Every white fuckin’ douche thinks they’re MMA fighters.
I can’t stand going to the gym and seeing wankers with their “AFFLICTION” t-shirts and their “Tap out” swim trunks. Get a job.
When he approached the camera, I thought I was in grave danger.
+1 Tim