This hockey-related post comes courtesy of annoying but faithful commenter Jim Jones, and also Time Warner cable, which thought it would be cool if the Internet in my apartment just stopped working, forcing me to troubleshoot and swear for 45 minutes before giving up and leaving for a cafe with Internet. Dear Time Warner, if you’re reading, rot in the sulfurous hellfires of Hades, where you can experience daily the piercing agony of having Cerberus tear out your genitals.

Also, nice little move by Mike Ribeiro there. Be sure to check the comments, where Jim Jones can tell you who won the game. Because guess who doesn’t give a shit? –> this guy <–