Rory Fanning served in the Army with Pat Tillman, and now he’s walking across the country to raise money and awareness for the Pat Tillman Foundation. Pretty cool, right? Not to the jackasses at WDEF Channel 12.
As crazy as it sounds, 31-year-old Rory Fanning is walking across the country for a man he only knew a couple of months…
[to Fanning] Do people ever look at you and say, “You’re crazy”?
That’s some great reportin’. “Hey! Over here! Look at this jackass, undergoing a noble journey across our country to raise money for a fallen soldier’s charity! What a rube!”

“Coming up next: Thunder Lightningson gives us shitty weather forecasts and Connie Titsheave meets a local hero who powers his lawnmower with corn oil.”
/Forrest Gump joke.
I’ll shit to that.
Anything to get away from the wife. Am I right fellas?
*high five*
Yeah, but why should the network care any more than the government?
/powers go-kart with own sense of self-satisfaction