Comments on: MADONNA: A-ROD HAS ‘THE HEART OF A POET’

By: bonniekay

bonniekay — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:14:08 +0000

BARF

By: Enrico Pallazzo

Enrico Pallazzo — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:04:14 +0000

I have the heart of a poet as well…but it is my trophy for killing Robert Frost.

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:00:36 +0000

I’m assuming those “sweet, personal and rambling expressions of his feelings” are of the dried-macaroni-and-glitter-encrusted-on-shirt-cardboard variety. Or possibly the “incoherent utterings slurred out between doses of high-voltage electricity in Madonna’s love dungeon” variety. One or the other.

Oh, and Happy Veteran’s Day, dude! I hope you’ve got some brown liquor of the tastiest caliber on hand today.

By: Allan Stokke

Allan Stokke — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:34:34 +0000

WDYA has been waiting to use that

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:34:28 +0000

Conversely, I have the body of a 17 year old girl. Trapped in the basement of an insanely run down (but heavily armed) bunker on the outskirts of town.

Stay back, johnny law!

By: Weed Against Speed

Weed Against Speed — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:27:55 +0000

While A-Rod may indeed have the heart of a poet, Madonna still has a vaj of an elephant.

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:21:14 +0000

Wow. Bravo, WYDA.

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:13:33 +0000

“Woe to the blue-lipped as the seasons turn…my contact rate falls with the temperature…still, the fulsome nature of my stock portfolio does not waver…even as the tart raspberries rain down from the unwashed bleachers…as ever, your razor-edge triceps stir my loins…and your gaping love-wound accepts my fearful member with the knowing grace of the eternal mother…my love, my Madonna.”