JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS
11.07.08
Remember back in the ’80s, when the Browns always looked like they were going to pull out a win against Denver, but then the Broncos miraculously rallied for the win? Yeah, that happened again last night.
Brady Quinn had a stellar debut (23/35-238-2-0), but was unable to deliver a win in the face of Jay Cutler’s 447 yards passing (with all three of his touchdowns coming in the fourth quarter), as the Broncos pulled out a 34-30 win last night after being down by as much as 13 points in the second half. (box score, highlights)
Brandon Marshall clearly enjoyed not having Joey Porter in head, as he had 89 yards receiving and caught the game-winning score with 1:14 left in the game. After that touchdown, B-Marsh canceled his planned Obama tribute at the pleading of Brandon Stokley. Stokley feared a 15-yard penalty would give the Browns excellent field position and a chance to win the game, and he also hates black people.
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Thanks for the 13 points, Torain. See you next season.
Thank God Marshall and his 14 points were on my bench since I forgot to update my line-up before the game. Now I have to root for Mushin Muhammad. Yay me!
“Remember back in the ’80s, when the Browns always looked like they were going to pull out a win against Denver, but then the Broncos miraculously rallied for the win?” –
Actually, when I remember the 80′s, I’m too busy thinking about acid washed jeans, faggy “new wave” music (that was what we called “alternative” music back then, kids), AC Green’s Jherri Curl, and the fruitless hope of some day feeling an 8th grader’s breast to give a shit about the Browns.
FYI, I eventually felt an 8th grader’s breast. Which is why I’m asked to leave every neighborhood I try to live in.
Who doesn’t enjoy socio-political commentary mixed in with TD celebrations?
@WWSM, faggy “new wave” is redundant. Now excuse me while I listen to Flock of Seaguls, Duran Duran, Adam Ant and The Human League
After that, Brandon Stokley threw a basketball to distract 5 black men who were raping a white woman.
I think it would have been a much larger political statement if Quinn had won his first NFL game.
Brandon Stokley: No, B-marsh! Don’t do that, we’ll get a 15 yard penalty. Do this……
*Brandon Stokley hands B-Marsh a lighter and points to cross he erected in the end zone*
Although not able to deliver a win to the face of Cutlerfuck, Brady was able to facialize Jay.
…faggy “new wave” music…
Saved by zeroooooo
“The crushed souls of Cleveland fans” is a very underrated source of comedy. Also could be the name of a faggy new wave band.
there is actually an online community dedicated to get “Saved Bye Zeeeerrooo” of the air”
/yes you have to type it like that
maybe I should read older posts before commenting