11.25.08 IOWA FANS DO IT IN THE BATHROOM
Just weeks after two Bills fans were arrested for having sex in a bathroom at the stadium, a pair of Iowa fans matched the feat during the Hawkeyes’ road trip to Minnesota on Saturday.
A group of 15 onlookers were gawking at the scene by the time officers broke the couple up and wrote them misdemeanor citations.
Damn, why do cops always have to be such cock-blockers? “You can’t have sex in public.” “The court order prevents you from being on school grounds.” “Where’s the body?”
The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.
Ruh roh. You know how in the game Monopoly, sometimes it’s better to spend three turns in jail instead of being out on the board landing on expensive properties? This is like that, except with domestic abuse.
(thanks to awesomely named reader Matt for the tip)
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IOWA FANS DO IT IN THE BATHROOM
Ah… my fuckin’ wife, man, she’s over there… she’s got some idiot’s dick in her, people standing around watching - it’s a fuckin’ embarassment.
Yeah Smello, but to be fair, it WAS pretty embarrassing for your husband…
The fellas in the stripey dungarees are still smarting from not being invited by Cyrus to the gang conclave. Probably because they’re innumerate. Suckers.
hahahah.. good one aevc!
/no fucking clue.
I’m Senator Larry Craig, and I approve this message.
Because it’s always better when you have to explain a gag, and for Merk.
http://www.coneyislandfilmfestival.com/programs/images/warriors_big.jpg
CAN MERK DIG IT???? (NOW, ANYWAY)
fuck…
i’ll shut up.
Wait for the Canadian version, Merk.
Awesome. I’m a longtime reader. I tailgated with those dudes in the overalls. I always wondered when they’d end up representing our great university to the blog world. Go Hawks.
I would tenderly suck every freckle of that redheads body.
Signed,
Jobless Pervert
Those yokels are purely Baltic Avenue.
One day, they are hoping to get a mortgage for Marvin Gardens.
I have a pick of the MILF, I would totally crash into her. Great body for late 30’s.
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