11.19.08 ‘I SMELL VARMINT POON TANG’
In “slight deviations from plot lines of ’80s comedies” news, a country club groundskeeper in Connecticut was arrested for killing a skunk with a golf club (via oobgolf).
Police say 19-year-old Kadeem Palmer is charged with cruelty to animals… The charges were filed after a woman complained that she saw Palmer at the golf course taking swings with a golf club at a skunk.
Police said they went to the course’s maintenance shack and confronted Palmer who allegedly admitted killing the skunk.
Welp, I’ve tried any number of jokes here, but every single one of them references Caddyshack in some way, shape, or form. So I guess all I have to say is, remember Lacy Underall? That was back when banana tits were in style.
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‘I SMELL VARMINT POON TANG’
Chicks dig Dr Rosen Penis because he rarely wears underwear.
// My 80’s references are getting jumbled as early onset dementia kicks in.
You could have always went with a Pepé Le Pew joke, Matt.
Hate to get all lawyery and everything, but if the kid admitted to killing the skunk, do we really need to keep throwing the “allegedly” in there?
To be lawyery, Mr. Cock, or may I call you Flashy, confessions are often coerced and are inherently suspect. Furthermore, how many times have we witnessed Mr. La Pew beaten by a Gendarme only to return in the next scene?
Kadeem’s sisters Cree, Dawwn and Lisa could not be reached for comment.
@Tim: You comment like you’re in a different world.
And who the fuck would kill a skunk with a golf club? I don’t understand Connecticuticans. (Connecticutians? Connecticunts?)
I was raised in Connecticut, so I feel qualified to answer your query on behalf of all Connecticut residents, WDYA. If I was holding a golf club and found myself in close proximity to a skunk, I would probably back away slowly. On the other hand, if you replaced the skunk with Joe Lieberman, it is likely that my grip would tighten and my pupils would dilate slightly.
Uncle Arnold Palmer was pissed because KaDeem used too much club. A smooth 7-iron would have done the trick and kept him below the hole for an uphill skunk-putt.
Honestly didn’t know that you couldn’t kill skunks with impunity. Yet again, fuck you PETA.
@Zack: Your Lieberman reaction speaks volumes about your character. My faith in Connecticutites is restored.
Palmer? I hardly know her!
Yeah, I got nothing either.
I’m sorry officer…I…didn’t know I couldn’t do that.
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