11.05.08 I ONCE GOT BUSY IN A BUFFALO BATHROOM
After succumbing to the inherent sexiness of an NFL stadium, two fans attending Sunday’s Jets-Bills game in Buffalo were arrested for having sex in a women’s room stall. Please be two hot chicks please be two hot chicks please be two hot chicks…
The call came out… to investigate numerous complaints of a commotion in a ladies’ restroom across from Section 336 in Ralph Wilson Stadium. It didn’t take security officers long to figure out the cause of what police later called a “public disturbance” in the restroom.
A woman, law enforcement officials said Monday, was having sex with her boyfriend [DAMMIT -Ed.] in a bathroom stall.
The couple was arrested, two of 37 people arrested at the stadium by Orchard Park police and Erie County sheriff’s deputies before, during and after Sunday’s Bills-Jets game.
The douchey-looking Bills fan you see in the image, by the way, is none other than resident Photoshop contributor 289, who has apparently been working out and getting taller since I last saw him. And he’s also having sex with Emmy Rossum via use of a photo editing program. Which, really, is the most rewarding kind of sex for a blogger.
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I ONCE GOT BUSY IN A BUFFALO BATHROOM
Emmy Rossum BIOTCH. And that picture is a 100% true re-creation. They just don’t allow cameras into the bathrooms.
Leave it to Buffalo to have stand up urinals in the ladies bathroom! Buffalo, where babes live!
I think the real question on everyone’s mind is “did he give her a dirty sanchez to set the mood?”
Sorry, 289. Fixed. I didn’t think you’d be one to go for a Devils fan.
http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=4230
It had to beat the fuck show Buffalo put on the field this past Sunday.
Hate fucking is the best fucking.
Trying to find a way to make this about Obama…ok, here goes: Emmy Rossum would rather have sex with Barack Obama, who beat the shit out of Whitey McHonky last night, than with 289.
@289, as Bills fans there was a lot to fucking hate about Sundays game against the Jets
Everyone knows you fuck in the in the MEn’s bathrrom. That way the worst that can happen is a crowd gathers and it turns into a Shane’s World movie.
wouldn’t it be easier to just make all of the bathrooms in Buffalo Unisex? It’s not like there’s any real difference in that part of the state…
@289 – Did she go “wide stance”?
beast mode – not just for marshawn lynch anymore
I would have been more impressed had 289 been hate-fucking Nicole Brown-Simpson.
‘Once got busy in a BK bathroom’ and Audi 5000.
Lovin’ the callbacks to back in the day when rap was listenable.
If Barack would have come out for his victory speech to Black Sheeps ‘Trik Turner’ that crowd would have gone batshit crazy.
Er, of course I meant ‘The Choice is Yours’.
Copy and paste screws me again!!
I’m such a honkey.
No chance the bathrooms at Ralph Wilson Stadium look that nice.
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