The holiday season is nearly upon us, which means it’s time for bloggers to start digging up inane sports-related gifts. And an early award for this has to go to Big League Stew, which discovered Cole & Mason’s King Pepper Baseball Bat Mill. For that baseball fan who needs enough fresh ground pepper to cover an entire barbecued elephant carcass.
Product Features
- King Pepper has 2 1/2 feet of pure pepper grinding power
- Actual size of a baseball bat
What an amazing gift. “Oh, thank you honey! A pepper grinder. That looks like a baseball bat. No, I love it. This is great. Every time I use a regular pepper mill I get frustrated that it isn’t two feet longer and too large to keep on the table. It’s perfect.”
At 72 cm in length, the King Pepper Baseball bat mill is literally the size of a real life baseball bat! However, it is only bound for the table with a design registered stainless steel grinding mechanism with a lifetime guarantee – so not one for the rounders or baseball pitch!
It’s not suited for baseball, but it’s perfect for a game of PEPPER!!! **murders litter of puppies**
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Sammy Sosa model dispenses cork.
If I receive this as a gift, I will recreate the DeNiro scene from “The Untouchables” on said gift-giver.
I already hold enough knobs as it is.
“for the rounders or baseball pitch!”
should have known, made by stupid foreigners
“King Pepper has 2 1/2 feet of pure pepper grinding power”
pepper grinding to the exxxtreme!
This is why the terrorists are still enlisting recruits.
Mike Piazza would like 2 1/2 feet of pooper grinding power.
Its still better than the companion salt shaker thats shaped exactly like a baseball that rolls around and spills salt all over the goddamn table.
And why is Larry not wearing pants in his before or after pic for LarrysWeighLoss.com?
This product is a perfect compliment to my Julian Tavarez’s Face Food Mill!
@Weed +1. And, um, gross.
Call me when it’s 2 1/2 feet of cocaine.
@SSGT Barnes:
Ask for the Josh Hamilton model
I’m sorry, I just don’t think it’s a good idea for me to be holding an object like this at the exact moment I discover that my dinner is cold.
@Dr. Do-itch Big. It’s also measured in centimeters. What kind of goddamned communist website is this? In America we use fields, not pitches and we measure things in inches!
Or, in my case, feet.