Horses suck. People who love horses suck. If you’re not an actual cowboy, horses are a complete waste of your time. To quote the foremost expert on the subject:
They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises. HORSES ARE TERRIBLE!!! [They also paralyzed Superman - Ed.]
So anyway, here’s a stupid horse doing a why-the-long-faceplant, and its country club douchebag rider goes down with it. God I love watching this video. If scientists can ever harness the raw energy of schadenfreude, I’m gonna singlehandedly put the oil companies out of business.
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i always pictured country clubs with less sawdust. and more faceplants.
“They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises.”
I think you’ve mis-tagged this. It belongs under “Vince Carter’s opinion of women.”
nice shoes asshole.
Needs more explosions.
I heard this is how John Graziano’s great-great-great-great grandfather died.
Christopher Reeve is laughing somewhere
Someone should nail a toilet seat to his big, uncontrollable ass.
Bissinger sucks. Speaking of Bissinger, any plans for a recap of last night’s clusterfuck at Drew’s book signing? I heard you’re a pretty nice guy. Care to dispel that rumor?
@devang – no real recap from me. Drew was extremely funny; Buzz was gracious and thoughtful.
Oh, and I’m a huge asshole. I don’t know what you heard, but it was LIES! ALL LIES!
If you’re not an actual cowboy, horses are a complete waste of your time.
Gandalf is not going to be please with you.
“They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises.”
I think you’ve mis-tagged this. It belongs under “Vince Carter’s opinion of women.”
I agree on the mistagging, but I would have suggested that it belongs under the “condition of a woman after going on a date with Osi Umenyiora” tag.
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