Comments on: HOLY CRAP MARIA LOOKS GOOD

By: CrunchyMunchy

CrunchyMunchy — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:45:38 +0000

almost as sexy as decorating your thanksgiving turkey with plastic spiders: [tinyurl.com]

By: d4nnystl539

d4nnystl539 — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:59:02 +0000

I would bathe in her leg sweat, then drink it. Then making sure of collecting the sweat running down in between her toes.

By: Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now)

Angel Eyes Van Cleef (for now) — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:48:12 +0000

Fans of hog tied tennis starlets have nearly hit the fucking jackpot here.

By: DimpieChimplins

DimpieChimplins — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:34:49 +0000

Do you think she would go for a guy who wakes up realizing his snack of buffalo wings with blue cheese dressing is still spread out on his chest?

By: Smello Redux

Smello Redux — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:18:36 +0000

I so covet the shoes she’s wearing in that 4th picture. I’m also quite envious of her height, but as noted in an earlier post, I need to stick with the attainable goals.

By: Tim was Tim

Tim was Tim — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:10:58 +0000

some makeup and a stylist and sexy heels and a good photographer

Umm… and the lack of pants.

By: Merk

Merk — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:08:58 +0000

you a sly fox, Mr. Ufford. How soon we forget your lil mishaps from this morning.

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:06:38 +0000

@Zack: Is he still doing the bullwhip-up-the-ass shots? Man, that was a tough weekend.

By: Philly Cheesesteak

Philly Cheesesteak — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:51:42 +0000

I’d sell my liver to score with her…yea, I realize what I just said.

By: Zack

Zack — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:43:47 +0000

One step ahead of ya, buddy. I have Annie Leibovitz locked in a trunk in my cellar for that very reason.

Lucky bastard. Thanks to my shitty drafting order, I got stuck with Mapplethorpe.