Here’s Maria Sharapova in this month’s or next month’s or some month’s Spanish GQ, and I don’t speak Spanish, but my boner seems to understand the point of the feature. Holy moley it’s amazing the way some makeup and a stylist and sexy heels and a good photographer make her a hundred times hotter than she already is. Actually, I guess it’s not all that amazing. Makeup and stylists and sexy heels and a good photographer make any chick way hotter. So I guess the lesson for the ladies here is never leave the house without makeup and a stylist and sexy heels and a good photographer. And if you feel the need to get a boob job just for good measure, hey, knock yourself out. Better safe than not sexy.
[Fan IQ; video after the jump]
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Where’s her little dog everyone wants to fuck?
back to back boner posts on Monday afternoon takes the sting out of losing both my fanatsy football match-ups this past weekend.
So I guess the lesson here is never leave the house without makeup and a stylist and sexy heels and a good photographer.
One step ahead of ya, buddy. I have Annie Leibovitz locked in a trunk in my cellar for that very reason.
One step ahead of ya, buddy. I have Annie Leibovitz locked in a trunk in my cellar for that very reason.
Lucky bastard. Thanks to my shitty drafting order, I got stuck with Mapplethorpe.
I’d sell my liver to score with her…yea, I realize what I just said.
@Zack: Is he still doing the bullwhip-up-the-ass shots? Man, that was a tough weekend.
you a sly fox, Mr. Ufford. How soon we forget your lil mishaps from this morning.
some makeup and a stylist and sexy heels and a good photographer
Umm… and the lack of pants.
I so covet the shoes she’s wearing in that 4th picture. I’m also quite envious of her height, but as noted in an earlier post, I need to stick with the attainable goals.
Do you think she would go for a guy who wakes up realizing his snack of buffalo wings with blue cheese dressing is still spread out on his chest?
Fans of hog tied tennis starlets have nearly hit the fucking jackpot here.
I would bathe in her leg sweat, then drink it. Then making sure of collecting the sweat running down in between her toes.
almost as sexy as decorating your thanksgiving turkey with plastic spiders: [tinyurl.com]