Oh my God, did you guys see the crazy stuff on TV last night? MTV totally had a marathon of Paris Hilton’s “My New BFF.” So awesome.
The site’s gonna get a late start today. Please be patient while I re-orient my brain to the world of sports.
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Yes, please do re-orient your brain to the world of sports. Some people come here hoping to escape the political madness… and rely on you to NOT do what every other site and television station is cramming down our throats right now. Asshole.
I guess I can cancel that “trip” to Canada.
Which television channel is cramming Jessica Simpson’s black strap-on down your throat?
So now everybody can be all racist and if anyone balks they can just be like, “Its cool man, I have a black president”.
I used to have a black girlfriend. That makes me 2 times safer in the event of a riot/race war, I think.
UNGAWA!!!
I just hope no one loses sight of the importance of this date, November 5, a day we should all remember……………………………..
For it was this day 53 years ago that Dr. Emmitt Brown invented the flux capacitor…
throw the pumpkin at the tree
unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
cast it off into the sea
bake that pie and eat it with me
torturedpoolboy, you’re all wrong. He invented 23 years ago to go back to 1955!
/basking in the Schadenfreude of whiny Republicans
//also, pretty hungover
Am I going to have to worry about being a slave again?
This is just turrable – just turrable man.
Charles Barkley