Over the line, Dude.
Okay, Thanksgiving is in two days. Time for turkey-related sports stories. Up first: Cincinnati’s Turkey Bowl, in which people bowl on an ice rink using turkeys as bowling balls. Why? Because it’s Ohio.
The person with the highest score after three rounds wins $100 cash and “WKRP in Cincinnati” DVDs including the series’ famous “Turkeys Away” episode…
The frozen birds used in Turkey Bowl are discarded store turkeys not intended for anyone’s table.
I think it goes without saying that this would be one thousand percent better with live turkeys.
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Even better? Jive turkeys.
The Cincinnati Turkey Bowl has to be better than watching the Bengals.
@Hugh B., It ain’t cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.
“…this would be one thousand percent better with live turkeys.”
Sarah Palin disagrees.
Turkeys are for gobblin’.
As God as my witness…I thought turkeys could fly.
I’m wondering what PETA’s stance on this activity is. I know they’re against mistreating animals while they’re still alive, but what is their position on the desecration of their corpses?
bullshit walter..mark it 8 dude
[i]$100 cash and “WKRP in Cincinnati” DVDs[/i]
AKA the Ohio 401(k) plan
Hungry homeless children in Cincinnati found this story hysterical.
Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules anymore?!