This is Mary Delgado, former Buccaneers cheerleader, “winner” of TV’s “The Bachelor” in 2004, and five feet nine inches of jailed sexy. Yes, as if her long tousled hair and big rack weren’t hot enough, she also got arrested for being drunk and disorderly in a Texas border town. **falls in love**
Delgado, 41, was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and resisting arrest. She was released about an hour later.
It’s unclear if the former Buccaneers cheerleader had an attorney. A telephone listing could not be found for Delgado’s home state of Florida, where she was arrested last year on a charge that she struck a man she lived with.
The underlying meaning of that last part is that the guy she lived with is NOT the professional bass fisherman whose proposal she accepted on TV. Apparently he hooked her but then threw her back. Can I get a high five for that one? Only if I put on pants? Well la dee dah Mr. Puritan.
(thanks to Jimmy Bingo aka Out Of Sync for the tip)
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Need to rent Chained Heat after reading this story.
Women belong in cages, otherwise they just run and scream RAPE! and all that NO MEANS NO! bullshit.
With apologies to Rich Eisen:
Delgado? Del-got-hit.
I hope my wife looks that good when she’s 41 and arrested.
This is the type of woman country songs are made from.
kilowatt, Chained Heat 2 was the far superior picture in that franchise.
I’m currently working on a screenplay for Chained Heat 4: Life on the Inside. Maybe this Mary Delgado would like to do a
casting couchscreen test.definitely worth the crazy.
Matt later fell out of love when he realized the news ticker did NOT accidentally invert the digits of her age.
I’d hit that. Of course, “that” would apparently hit me back.