11.13.08 CHEERLEADERS TRY TO POISON RIVALS
Some high school dance team members in Texas may face serious discipline or even criminal charges because their “prank” against a rival dance team consisted of giving them home-made cupcakes… laced with rat poison and bleach. LOLZ!
Exchanging gifts and pranks is a tradition among Texas high school dance and cheerleading teams before football games. But the parents from Andress High School in El Paso said putting poison and laxatives in brownies and cupcakes and giving them to unwitting rivals is well beyond a prank…
“We felt like they weren’t out just to play a prank,” [one parent] said. “With all the stuff they put in there, it is like they were trying to kill them.”
Now wait just a second there. This would have been a great prank if the baked goods hadn’t been confiscated. Those Chapin girls could have gone to visit their rivals at the hospital or the cemetery and been all, “PWNED, BITCHES!” And years down the road, if the girls from Andress survived, they could look back and say, “Remember that time you tried to kill me with bleach and rat poison? You sure got me good! Boy, was I embarrassed when I went blind.”
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CHEERLEADERS TRY TO POISON RIVALS
rat poison and bleach, two great tastes that go great together.
Holy fuck Raven Riley holy fuck boner AHHH!!!
Just curious 289, what was she holding in the original picture?
This post sort of made me think of the movie “Heathers,” which means that now I’m thinking about being in a Veronica Sawyer/Heather Chandler sandwich, and how righteous it would be.
And now I’m thinking about the pastrami sandwich I’m going to have for lunch, and how righteous it’s going to taste.
i miss the days when girls would just sleep with each other’s boyfriends to get even. that way, everyone wins.
/has Bell Biv Devoe running through head
This is just like the Saved By The Bell episode when Zack and Slater dognapped Valley’s mascot. In return, Valley went all VT and shot up Bayside. Exactly the same thing.
-Here, try this brownie.
-Mmmm, delicious!
-Now you’re addicted to heroin
-So cold….
“i miss the days when girls would just sleep with each other’s boyfriends to get even”
Now THOSE were the days. Now it’s all about throwing cheerleaders into pools blindfolded and hands tied up, or, attempted murder. How boring is that?
How are they supposed to get all the skidmarks out of my tighty whiteys when they used all the Clorox on cookies?
This is the slippery slope I was talking about when you started to let them vote.
Those girls are dumb. Everyone knows antifreeze tastes better then bleach.
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