BOOBS MAKE ADVERTISING BETTER
11.03.08Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussy Cat Dolls appears with LeBron James in Nike’s most recent ad for whatever shoe LeBron is trying to sell. The Zoom something I think. And when I began watching this video, I thought to myself, “No WAY am I watching all three minutes and 47 seconds of this.” Because 30-second commercials are already too long.
But whaddaya know, fake boobs and long shiny hair do wonders for my attention span. I don’t know why it took almost four minutes to open up a pair of shoes and put them on, but I’m not complaining. Actually, yes I am: the high heels were way better than those stupid sneakers. So, with the exception of making me think the product they’re selling is stupid, it’s a really good ad.

Boobs in title=playboy ads=me not getting workd done today
I give it 5 mins. until he steals them back.
Boobs probably make everything better. I need to research this theory.
“I thought to myself, ‘No WAY am I watching all three minutes and 47 seconds of this.’”
And I was right
So she likes the smell of sweaty shoes/feet. She will love me then.
RamRod, if she likes the constant stank of swamp-ass, she’ll love me.
Enrico, if she loves getting punched for leaving the kitchen she will love me even more.
Lewis Hamilton > Lebron James [deadspin.com]