Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussy Cat Dolls appears with LeBron James in Nike’s most recent ad for whatever shoe LeBron is trying to sell. The Zoom something I think. And when I began watching this video, I thought to myself, “No WAY am I watching all three minutes and 47 seconds of this.” Because 30-second commercials are already too long.
But whaddaya know, fake boobs and long shiny hair do wonders for my attention span. I don’t know why it took almost four minutes to open up a pair of shoes and put them on, but I’m not complaining. Actually, yes I am: the high heels were way better than those stupid sneakers. So, with the exception of making me think the product they’re selling is stupid, it’s a really good ad.


Boobs in title=playboy ads=me not getting workd done today
I give it 5 mins. until he steals them back.
Boobs probably make everything better. I need to research this theory.
“I thought to myself, ‘No WAY am I watching all three minutes and 47 seconds of this.’”
And I was right
So she likes the smell of sweaty shoes/feet. She will love me then.
RamRod, if she likes the constant stank of swamp-ass, she’ll love me.
Enrico, if she loves getting punched for leaving the kitchen she will love me even more.
Lewis Hamilton > Lebron James [deadspin.com]