11.24.08 BIKE STUNTS: STILL NOT SAFE
I got off to a pretty bad start today. I called Brady Quinn a rookie (he isn’t), then I called Virginia Tech West Virginia (it isn’t). Then I wrote about American soccer. Then my Internet shit the bed for half an hour. Good times.
So, on the off chance that anyone still reads this blog, here’s my mea culpa: a kid trying to do a bike stunt smashes his face into concrete. That’s really more my wheelhouse. No bothersome facts to get wrong, just some good ol’ fashioned enjoyment of some anonymous child’s pain.
Be sure to learn some important first aid measures here. Like, if you see someone bleeding profusely from the face, DO NOT try to stop the bleeding. It’s much more important that you ask him, “Dude, are you okay?” while you continue filming.
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BIKE STUNTS: STILL NOT SAFE
His days of sucking cock are over!
Matt, all is forgiven
A little hot sauce will make that concrete taste a little better.
Simply include a face plant video with each soccer story and all is right with the world.
Mmmmm.
Don’t worry, Ufford. It’s not like we come here for facts. We come here for hot chicks, face plants, sarcasm, and dismissive wanking motions.
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