Here’s tennis hottie Ana Ivanovic with her new boyfriend, Fernando Something. He’s Spanish, he has a fauxhawk, and he’s a tennis pro. And judging by this photo, he also has terrible breath that makes Ana throw up in her hand whenever he gets close to her. Or not:
“It’s true I’m dating Fernando. We met at the US Open, and then it all started,” former world ranked no. 1 said. “At present, we are knowing each other and getting adapted to our relationship. He’s a fantastic guy and I’m very happy with him.”
Whatever. I guess I can’t blame her. I’m off the market so she might as well settle for some pro athlete who kinda looks like Cristiano Ronaldo. Some guy with handsome dark features and a Spanish accent and a sculpted body. The sort of fling young women embark on when they realize they’ll never get their hands on THIS.
**licks finger, places it on ass, makes “SSSSS” noise**
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She told me I was the only one!
No wait…that was my right hand. Carry on, skank.
/Must style three remaining strands of hair into faux-hawk.
Dammit, I knew I could have done something more constructive in Queens that day rather than pick up a dimebag! I might have landed in Ana’s restraining order, but still…
Awwww. He makes her laugh. I bet he has a great sense of humor.
Haven’t I seen this guy on Hot Chicks With Douche Bags?
Pretty sure that’s her makeup artist
But I’m funny……
And he works weekends at Beni-Hana! FREE MEAT!
I actually feel bad for this guy. Choosing to nail the hottest chick on the tour is a sign that he’s got some pretty crippling self-esteem issues. It’s a cry for help, really.
With a last name like “Something”, he must have had a tough childhood.
Silly Mexican.
Cristiano Ronaldo plays tennis? He’s really lowered his standards.
Talk about a racist sterotype, holy shit, what’s he put in his hair, Crisco?
Shit I could have sworn I didn’t see Ronaldo’s name anywhere in that post. GD it.
@ porkpie – not crisco. it’s whatever you call the stuff that comes out after he wrings out his pillow.