Alicia Sacramone, the American gymnast noted for her good looks, legal age, and massive Olympic chokejobs, is looking to parlay her fame into a TV career.
The 21-year-old Winchester homegal was back in town this week shooting a “video treatment” – a sort of test reel – for Bravo, A & E, Style and MTV…
The production company was “very intrigued by Alicia during the Olympics and thought she’d be great on TV,” said the silver medalist’s marketing gal, Kelly Downing of TrinityOne Worldwide. [read: she has nice boobs -- Ed.]
Sacramone has focused her reality show ideas on teen makeovers and working in fashion design. Somehow I don’t think I’m in the target demographic. She’s sexy and all, but I’d really rather she do a show where she just punches guys in the face.
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Correction: her show should be nothing but punching frat boy faggots in the face.
I would be very intrigued by a show about her working over my pummel horse. Bring back those bikini pics!
Sacre blue, she should be sucking on my sac.
Hopefully this show will detail a different kind of taco popping (the kind not featuring the Hamm twins)
I’ve got an idea for a show – it could be her trying to shed her image as an Olympic choker by trying out all kinds of new occupations, and comedy gold results as she keeps fucking things up. Like she gets a job as a paramedic, and loses a heart attack victim because she forgot to charge the batteries in the defibrillator. Or she signs on as a carnie and forgets to close the safety bar on the roller coaster. Bill Buckner could play her wacky neighbor.
she’s got a pretty mouth
How about a show where she runs a smelt shop and people come in to have stuff bronzed?
Thanks for the picture Matt….now I have the final touch on my ‘What it would be like to fuck Alicia Sacramone from behind’ collage.
“Come on, how hard is that? Look at all the junk that’s on TV. You want an idea? Here’s an idea. You coach a gymnastics team in high school. And you’re married. And your son’s not interested in gymnastics and you’re pushing him into gymnastics.”
Movie on Lifetime: She’s a plucky gymnast who gets stalked by a demented blogger (redundant)…she gets her revenge thanks to a bold attorney played by, let’s say, Gina Gershon. They celebrate their victory in the courtroom by scissoring all weekend…and SCENE.
You wouldn’t watch that?
Watch it, godammit, she lives in my hometown. I might be in it, if I get caught.