The Bruins’ Milan Lucic checked Maple Leaf Mike Van Ryn into the boards last night, and needless to say, body checks are 800 times sweeter when the glass explodes into a thousand pieces and cuts innocent bystanders. My God, this is what I’ve wanted from hockey all along.
Now, I’m not saying replace ALL the Plexiglass in NHL arenas with regular breakable glass. Just some of it. Like, at every game, have two or three panels of regular glass hidden randomly around the rink. It’ll really keep fans on their toes. A little Russian roulette never hurt anyone. Well, except for the people who get shot in the head.

NOW what am I supposed to do with my hard on!?!?!?
:::rubs dick on keyboard:::
Nope…
Yea! Take THAT Bruins fans, errr Van Ryn.
Sweet!
Is this that sport that they show on Verses?
Merk and Jim Jones call this foreplay!
Canadian Gus Johnson exclaims as the glass explodes:
“Oh Geez.”
Broken glass…cutting up chowderheads…maybe I’ve been all turned around on this hockey thing.
/steps outside, notices it’s 85 degrees
//smokes weed, plays frisbee golf, stares at bikini’d chicks
Nope, hockey’s still lame.
I thought for a second I was watching Strange Brew.
“Oh geeze, eh! That hoser’s bleedin all over the ice! Two minutes for high sticking in the crease, eh!”
@Enrico
you haven’t lived until you rub one out with a handful of plexiglass and a hockey stick up your ass.