YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE
10.20.08If you can pry your eyes away from the cheerleader in the picture above, you may notice that former Buccaneers running back Mike Alstott was “honored” at last night’s game with his name misspelled on the old creamsicle jersey. But if you think the organization is stupid for getting it wrong, the joke’s on you, sucker, because they screwed up on purpose.
But the misspelling was not actually an error. In Alstott’s first season, 1996, his jersey had his name misspelled for each of his first two games before the error was finally corrected…
Many media outlets were making fun of what they thought was a huge blunder on Mike Alstott night. The Bucs, however, had the last laugh.
Ha ha! Stupid like a fox! You think they were idiots, but in truth they were idiots TWELVE YEARS AGO. They were merely referencing a historical screw-up that showed their initial malaise toward Alstott! Thanks for the memories, Mark!


I’d like to perform a Creamsicle on that cheerleader.
(Is a Creamsicle some kind on move where you splooj on her. and it gets mixed in with her fake tan, and then you stick her in a walk-in freezer?)
Youre one of the reasons I keep coming back, WDYA.
It’s pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove.
That’s the most 40′s I’ve seen in one place since Dr. Dre’s fridge in the “Nuthin’ But a G Thang” video
That belly button is all mine.
Is your franchise so pathetic that you are retiring Mike freaking Alstott’s number? Oh. It is. Fair enough.
@HHY: And your avatar is the wind* beneath my wings**.
*thing
**that makes my dick hard
Each of his first two games, otherwise known as both.
Do you have any previous experience, Mr. Homo?
I was a flag waver for the Buccaneers.
You in good hands with..Awwww shit!
who did what now?
I know we’re all about the dick jokes and hooker killing here, but to get serious for one second: Mike Alstott just wasn’t that good of a player.
Also, I hear he likes to suck a lot of cock.
I get reminded of my stupid old mistakes everytime one of my bastard children track me down.
wait, this seriously is the only mike allstott post on withleather.
I’m sure Alstott is thrilled to have to explain that misspelling the rest of his life. This is funnier.
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Can’t wait till Florida State retires De’Cody Fagg’s jersey.