10.09.08 WOMEN’S GOLF MAKES FILTHY HEADLINES
I enjoy some filthy innuendo (in-your-end-o) way more than the next guy, but I don’t expect sports journalists to be leaders in the industry. That’s the responsibility of profane sports blogs.
And yet, in the last few days, two women’s golf stories have produced headlines nothing short of brilliant. Lion in Oil found this one on the high school state tournment in Kentucky:
Freshman Talley makes best of her 2 soggy holes
Meanwhile, the San Francisco Chronicle wrote about Paula Creamer’s LPGA win this past weekend:
Creamer in the pink after 1-stroke victory
The lede for that story: “To understand the depth of Paula Creamer’s satisfaction Sunday…” I am being completely serious. Honestly, I don’t know how a one-stroke “victory” can be deeply satisfying for a woman. She must have really low expectations. Just my kinda gal.
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WOMEN’S GOLF MAKES FILTHY HEADLINES
Most of the SF Chronicle’s readers would prefer it in the stink.
“Freshman Talley makes best of her 2 soggy holes”
I understand the one hole being soggy, but the other?
What Paula Creamer should be worrying is her pink sock.
*about
(aboot, if your Canadian)
Paula Creamer seems kinda bitchy, is definitely a brat, has a big ass, hardly any tits, and, yet I still wanna fuck the living crap out of her. Should I see a Doctor?
That’s par for the course.
(God, I suck at this.)
Creamer? I don’t even know her.
But seriously I would show her a little move I like to call the “69 iron.”
@ UU - is that like a donkey punch, but using a golf club.
/hopes for a yes
This post is useless without a Christie Kerr kissing the trophy picture.
@ognihs, it’s a 69 with a golf club in her ass.
BRILLIANT!
Former shitty QB Erik Kramer in the stink after 1-stroke ejaculation.
thanks Pauly, always looking out for us Canucks.
damnit, I hate seeing something after all the funny comments are useded up. Let’s see um, I’d like to sink a putt in da butt, nope not funny. Uh, how about the chick’s caddy had a hand involved in the soggy holes, nope not funny either. I’m screwed on this one.
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