Susan Francia, the 6-foot-2 Amazon you see here, won gold with the U.S. crew team in Beijing. But that doesn’t mean she can’t be critical of other Olympic stars.
[Francia] thinks Michael Phelps is sexy, but he’ll have to do some work if he’s interested. “We’ve met a couple times and he is good-looking, yes. But personality? Hmmm. He could work on it,” Francia, who was in town yesterday from Princeton, NJ, to meet with Ford Models, told Page Six. “I’d go out with him, but I really like the basketball players. They’re taller.”
Oh yeah, she values personality so much she went to a meeting with Ford Models. But sure, lady, Michael Phelps will get right on that. He’ll read some Vonnegut, maybe get some opera tickets, register some folks to vote in swing states. Just as soon as he’s done crushing all the unlimited ass available to him in Las Vegas.
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Needs more crew bukkake.
Phelps still hasn’t beaten Bill Curtis on the internet.
She looks like she could break me. I invite her to try.
And of course by ‘they’re taller’ she means ‘they’re wealthier,’ because she is after all, a woman.
I’m hope you’re happy, Susan Francia. Tonight, after he reads your words of rejection, Michael Phelps will be crying himself to sleep (on a mattress made of women).
“I’d go out with him, but I really like the basketball players. They’re taller.”(and blacker)
“I’d go out with him, but I really like the basketball players. Because I’m a whore and mainly just really like cock.”
“Which is why I get along with Vince Carter so well. He likes it even more than I do!”
WWSM, I think we may have just found the answer to the conundrum that is your username…
why is this guy meeting with a modeling agency again?
This wonderful discerning lady is showing she wants more than a chiseled physique. Call me!
/assuming she also wants to be violated by a frozen ferret
She has better nipples than Phelps.
Must have been cold out on the water that day.
I’d hit it. With an oar.
“I really like the basketball players. They’re taller. I mean, personalitier.”
I’d like to do the batman slide down her pancreas
I see her point.
I really like the basketball players, their taller, and have the biggest personalities I’ve ever seen.