What to watch for in this weekend’s biggest matchups.  Home team in ALL CAPS.

DRUGS over Isiah Thomas? — Holy crap.  More on this Monday.

(8) Texas Tech over (23) KANSAS — Or not.  Hell, I don’t know.  Punter’s been doing the picks the last couple weeks, and I like the way he actually knows stuff about college football.  I should really just get a Labrador retriever to make the picks.

(1) TEXAS over (6) Oklahoma State –Given the way NCAA football has gone the last two years, now would be a good time for Texas to implode at home.  But the Cowboys are still reeling from all of T. Boone Pickens’ donations evaporating in the mortgage crisis.

(13) LSU over (7) Georgia — Because why should anything in the SEC be easy?

Bolt Bus over CHINATOWN BUS — Wi-Fi and drivers that speak English.  Now if only I could afford the train…

STEELERS over Giants — Santonio Holmes will be sitting the game out, but it’s not like he’s been doing much anyway.  Offensive line or not, I still trust Roethlisberger more than Eli.

PATRIOTS over Rams — St. Louis has put together two straight unlikely wins over strong teams.  Can they do it again?  Um, no.

Rain over WORLD SERIES — Game 3 won’t be until Sunday night, and changing over to a football game won’t be an option.  Sweet.

That’s all for this week.  Have a safe and safe-sex filled weekend, and I’ll see you Monday.  Not literally, though.  I’m a total recluse.