WEEKEND PICKS: COME FROM BEHIND
10.17.08
This weekend’s biggest matchups. Home team in ALL CAPS.
Tonight: BOISE STATE over Hawaii. How could Hawaii let June Jones go? There’s a program in shambles, but with lovely scenery.
Saturday: RAYS over Red Sox. Meh. Those Boston fans will just transpose themselves directly to basketball season.
TEXAS A&M over Texas Tech. I love the Red Raider program, but they commit BCS suicide like clockwork every year. That train should come in…right about now.
MICHIGAN STATE over Ohio State. D’Antonio will have the healthier running back. He’ll also have the Buckeyes’ number in East Lansing.
TEXAS over Missouri. Colt McCoy needs to keep adding to his Heisman résumé, and taking down Chase Daniel’s team would be a nice reference for the Longhorn QB.
Sunday: CINCINNATI over Pittsburgh. You heard it here first.
HOUSTON over Detroit. Two in a row for an underrated Texans team that’s finally learned how to win.
GREEN BAY over Indy. Let’s see which quarterback looks most like Brett Favre.
We’re dark again this weekend. Is that why you won’t give us a job?
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Uffor better have the fish and chips out of his vagina come Monday morning.
//I have no idea what that is supposed to mean
@Enrico: Nice thing about having the fish and chips in one’s vagina is that a douche can serve two purposes.
Are those Carolina Panthers cheerleaders in the pic? If so, why no write-up about how hard Julius Peppers is going to slam Reggie Bush to the ground on Sunday?
At least a game-winner prediction would be nice. =(
The Red Sox panties made my dong say Boo but this butt makes my dong say Yay. Dear lord, I think my dong is a Yankees fan.
Tony Homo: I like Carolina. Almost as much as their cheerleaders.
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Finally, someone else that agrees with me that the Houston Texans are underrated. And by the way, yes I do live in Houston and also a biased Texans fan. So what.
Texans couldn’t cover against a high school football team.
To say those are some of the worst predictions of all time would be the understatement of the century…Sox in 7. Rays and their lame ass cowbells have nothing to be proud of. Except maybe all the bandwagon fans they’ve seemed to garner…(that means “to gather). Go Sox.
Ya know, I know people that wouldn’t mind posting on the weekend for
freein exchange for a Brazzers password.I didn’t get a free password…
NFL upset of the week: St. Louis over Dallas.
Check out Coach Mangino’s blog.
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“CINCINNATI over Pittsburgh. You heard it here first.”
Good, because I sure didn’t hear it anywhere else. Ha.
Hmm, who picked the upset of the week.
David Ortiz explains his choke
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