10.23.08 WALK IT OFF
Redskins tight end and special teamer Todd Yoder has a guest post on Chris Cooley’s blog in which he describes the ginormous bruise you see above.
Yes that is the back of my leg with the best bruise I have ever received on it… It happened during special teams last week and hurts like hell.
There is only one thing that comes to mind, I think would compare to the shot I took in the leg. And that is to have Barry Bonds back in his prime take a upper deck home run swing into the back of your leg and just get floored by it and see if the damage would be the same. The day after the game was awfully painful for me and felt like I got trampled by an elephant.
I think I speak for everyone when I say, “What a gigantic pussy.” I dropped a ten-pound plate on my toe at the gym, and you don’t see me crying about how hard my workouts are.
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WALK IT OFF
man, Jumana Kidd has REALLY let herself go.
Maybe Yoder can be the replacement drummer for the Blink-182 reunion tour.
It looks like some fatty jumped on his leg and landed on the side of his thigh with cleats causing blood vessels to break and drain into his hammy and knee area. I have had shit like this happen – it looks worse than it is. I’m not saying it doesn’t hurt like hell. It just not as bad as it looks.
I got hit in my face Tuesday night with a softball and I still had the strenght to finish off a 750 ml bottle of Seagram’s 7.
But that’s just the kind of alcoholic I am.
Sean Taylor says that his injury is comparable to Barry Bonds back in his prime shooting him several times at point-blank range.
Upon posting the above I immediately experienced “commenter’s remorse.” I’m a douche.
“Oh that’s right, Private Pyle, don’t make any fucking effort”
Even that disgusting bruise does not detract from the disturbing wood I’ve got from the cartoon poker chick on the side banner. Her shorts are so tight! And there’s side boob!
I noticed that Cooley and Yoder appear to shop for shorts at the same store. Sexy.
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