Some people may complain about this post because riding a motorcycle isn’t a sport per se, but to those detractors I retort: Marisa Miller on a motorcycle, bitches.
Unfortunately, these are not posters for my new porno, Easy Ride: Her. These are new ads for Harley-Davidson’s V-Rod Muscle, and one of them specifically says that I can see more of Marisa if I go to this page. And it’s a goddam lie. There’s no Marisa there. It’s just specs on some stupid motorcycle.
What the hell, Harley-Davidson? I’m not going to buy a motorcycle unless I think there’s a realistic chance that I’m going to go down to my garage one day, and boom! There’s Marisa Miller, dressed in leather, waiting for a ride. Well, thanks to you, I know she won’t be there. Your motorcycles SUCK.
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Agreed. Great adds, shitty motorcycles.
/H-D are over rated, and over priced
She’d look better on my crotch rocket, if you know what I mean. And by “crotch rocket”, I mean my old Kawasaki Ninja.
What?
My experience is that most leather-clad women at biker bars look nothing like that. They also don’t get turned on when I cry during sex. Who knew biker chicks were so judgmental?
I have this sudden urge to buy a motorcycle.
Nah, I think I’ll just go upstairs and masturbate.
You’re with me, Leather. Fuck all of you.
On the flip side, my Vespa came with a fat chick. And, yes, it’s fun to ride.
The fat chick, I mean. Vespas are for the gays. GRRRR, H-D!
Mutombosex probably cries during sex with women because he’s obviously a latent homosexual. If I were forced to make it with, say Brenly or Aikman, I might cry too.
Honda makes a much better bike than HD. Thank God for the Japanese.
Ducati and BMW also make better bikes than H-D.
I’d sniff the seat.
Still a two-face.
she doesn’t need a bike to see my map of hawaii
Michael David Smith still isn’t so sure who this Marissa Miller chick is, but the idea of being all clad in leather intrigues him.
Overrated, overpriced, [insert motorcycle company name here] makes a better bike… Bah…
I’ll take my Harley over any of the bikes mentioned above.
Plus… Have you ever heard of a cool bike rally where the women are showing skin all over the place, and the majority of bikers are riding BMWs, Ducatis or some form of rice burner?
I think not…
stoneE4 – if you’re talking about Sturgis you go ahead and enjoy your fried-eggs-nailed-to-a-wall-titties. I’m not saying you point isn’t valid about BMW’s and other crotch rockets, i’m just saying the quality of skin you speak of is more weathered than that leather Ms. Miller is wearing.
I’m not only talking about Sturgis, I’m talking about the thousands of other rallies that could be attended during the year.
As to the pancake tits… Well, you gotta take the bad with the good sometimes…