Following his victory over Sam Peter for the heavyweight title this weekend, Vitali Klitschko did what any boxer would do: he soaked his hands in his three-year-old son’s used diapers. According to Klitschko, it helps reduce swelling.
“Baby wee is good because it’s pure, doesn’t contain toxins and doesn’t smell,” the 37-year old boxer told Bild after he won back the WBC title on Saturday.
“I wrap nappies filled with my three-year-old son Max’s wee around my fists,” he said, adding he got the idea from his grandmother. “The nappies hold the liquid and the swelling stays down.”
That’s sound reasoning. Because whenever I think of something pure, odorless, and toxin-free to help reduce swelling, I immediately think “used diapers.” Definitely not ice.
(thanks to Jimmy Bingo AKA Out of Sync)


Sexy friday came a little early here at WL, huh?
As a father of two, I can tell you baby piss is not odorless. Don’t believe me? Open up a diaper pail full of piss diapers.
Looking for a refreshing liquid to replenish vital fluids and minerals, Vitali Klitschko was horrified to learn that his local 7-11 was totally out of mule sperm.
When your champ says “wee” and soaks his hands in baby piss, boxing is officially dead.
Now if only I can convince women that a “golden shower” will reduce swelling under the eyes…..
Apparently Vitali got his PHD from University of Pheonix Online
good luck Pauly, I’ve been trying to convince my wife for years that semen is good for the female throat.
Here’s a question, why’s your three-year-old still wearing diapers?
Sure when I do this out behind the local preschool, it’s felonious, but when a Russian does it…
@ vince – because his dad is a professional boxer. i’d piss my pants if i got him angry too.
Moises Alou approves.