Comments on: UMMM…

By: Landru

Landru — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:02:29 +0000

Thank you, Ufford, for this foreplay pic of my team’s disturbingly upbeat coach and his gay Republican Congressperson lover. I will get back to you when I’m all healed up from bleaching my eyeballs.

By: USMC8652

USMC8652 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:57:13 +0000

“Whaddya think Jimmy, belts?”

“Nah Steve, no belts…”

By: ognihs

ognihs — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:19:27 +0000

i’m guessing zorn’s nickname was “the bulge,” which would also make him the guy no one wanted to defend in pickup games.

By: whowillsexmutombo

whowillsexmutombo — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:25:00 +0000

“Coyote Skin? If it tastes as good as potato skin, I’ll take three, please. Extra chili.”

- Eddie Curry

By: WhyDoYouAsk

WhyDoYouAsk — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:14:09 +0000

Those two look like they’re waiting to play in the next Brett Favre Faggy-Guys-Wearing-Wranglers game.

By: Tim was Tim

Tim was Tim — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:08:15 +0000

“Hilarious.” -Brett Favre

By: Zack

Zack — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:01:47 +0000

This is the exact same story I told the cops when my neighbors accused me of skinning a bartender that worked at the Coyote Ugly. It was all just one big semantic misunderstanding, but try telling that to some asshole detective who wants to know why your basement smells like you’ve swabbed every inch of it with bleach.

By: Cock Flashy

Cock Flashy — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:55:17 +0000

Where’s Uncle Jessie and Cooter?

By: Pauly

Pauly — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:50:55 +0000

I have a coyote fur-lined Fleshlight.

Let me tell ya, it IS awesome.

By: Wookieballs

Wookieballs — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:50:46 +0000

Swear to god, I thought it was Brady Quinn in the picture, I was all, “How’d they photoshop that to make it look old timey? And since when does he wear plaid instead of no shirt?”