Dan Steinberg of D.C. Sports Bog, being the intrepid reporter he is, asked Redskins coach Jim Zorn — pictured here with Steve Largent during their Seahawks playing days — about his coyote-skinning experience. Because, well, why not, right? Zorn’s quote:
“Ok, this absolutely was appalling to my bride of 29 years, but I actually found road kill. I didn’t hunt the coyote, I found road-kill coyote, put it in a bag, shoved it in my trunk. I thought, ‘A coyote pelt, this is awesome!’
“So I took it outside–I didn’t bring it in the house obviously–I took it outside, I hung it on a tree right on the waterfront, you know. Beautiful waterfront house, I hung it right on the tree, and I skinned it. Um, and it looked like, I’ll tell you what, it looked like a yard dog. So it was a little bit scary, because people were thinking I was skinning my own dog. But it was a coyote.
“So I skinned it out, I put it in a bag and I sent it to a tannery, right? And I got the hide tanned and brought back and I had this really nice coyote pelt, all right? And it was on a couch on our house for a long time, until our kids got to it and you know, they started pulling the tail and all that kind of stuff.”
This is why I want to move to Seattle and do a similar blog for Seattle. I want to ask Mike Holmgren about the critical smelt shortage in the Pacific Northwest.


Andy Reid prefers the skin on his coyotes…it gives it a better flavor.
Zorn could definitely comment here.
In these days of more acute sensibilities I’ve found this kind of activity should be relegated to the basement rather than the yard… especially if the coyote is a stripper.
I guess belts were unnecessary back then.
@Punch: it looks like a promotional photo for “Brokeback Mountain” if the wardrobe was comprised of shit out of the Sears catalog.
Swear to god, I thought it was Brady Quinn in the picture, I was all, “How’d they photoshop that to make it look old timey? And since when does he wear plaid instead of no shirt?”
I have a coyote fur-lined Fleshlight.
Let me tell ya, it IS awesome.
Where’s Uncle Jessie and Cooter?
This is the exact same story I told the cops when my neighbors accused me of skinning a bartender that worked at the Coyote Ugly. It was all just one big semantic misunderstanding, but try telling that to some asshole detective who wants to know why your basement smells like you’ve swabbed every inch of it with bleach.
“Hilarious.” -Brett Favre
Those two look like they’re waiting to play in the next Brett Favre Faggy-Guys-Wearing-Wranglers game.
“Coyote Skin? If it tastes as good as potato skin, I’ll take three, please. Extra chili.”
- Eddie Curry
i’m guessing zorn’s nickname was “the bulge,” which would also make him the guy no one wanted to defend in pickup games.
“Whaddya think Jimmy, belts?”
“Nah Steve, no belts…”
Thank you, Ufford, for this foreplay pic of my team’s disturbingly upbeat coach and his gay Republican Congressperson lover. I will get back to you when I’m all healed up from bleaching my eyeballs.